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Joke of the Day

"I was climbing the ladder to success Then a guy poked his head out of a window and said ""Hi, I'm Cess!"""

"Where do Russians get their milk from? From moscow"

"What's today's date? 10-4 Good Buddy!"

"what happens if you cross breed spiderman and Catwoman? I don't know..can you guys tell me?"

"Sorry, ladies; I've never had a period. Can't relate. Had a semicolon once, after being hit by a bus, so I feel like that was pretty close."

"My wife and I got into an argument she said 'you should treat me like I'm the last woman on earth' I said- what, lock you down in the basement and let men cum on your face for a million dollars?"

"I am not that kind of woman...I""m much worse."

"There's a new terrorist group targeting gorillas It's called Boko Harambe"

"What's the difference between a South African prison and Leonardo Dicaprio? A South African prison has an Oscar"

"Q: How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day? ... ... A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey."