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Joke of the Day
"Inlaws.. What is the difference between a inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted."
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"Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's? When you start them, they made the sound ""runnnniganiganiganiga"" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this."
"Windows 10 will support MKV and FLAC natively. Hey Microsoft, it's 2002 calling. Thanks for thinking of us. Ps. So LAME"
"When it comes time to claiming kids on your income tax. Hood rich"
"Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China? They need clean air."
"Keep your friends' cake and your enemies' cake."
"I asked my girlfriend if she could get me a newspaper ""Don`t be silly"", she replied, ""you can borrow my ipad"". That fly never knew what hit it."
"What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common? The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)"
"Peter Pan is my favorite story about how running away from all your problems will allow you to remain youthful and to possibly fly someday"
"What do you get if you cross a dick with a potato? A dictator."