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Joke of the Day
"Inlaws.. What is the difference between a inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted."
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"-THAR SHE BLOWS *she stops* Does he REALLY have to be in here? ""My seeing-eye pirate? Yes"" But this is so intima- ""Fill the balloons, Susan"""
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"Falling from a Window by Eileen Dowt"
"I'd just like to thank the sidewalk For keeping me off the streets"
"What does Moses do when he wants a beer? He brews!"
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"Why did the horse run into the bar? He didn't jump high enough."
"Why does Trump love babies. Because one day when they are old enough, he'll either Fire em or Fuck em."