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Joke of the Day
"What is the best way to talk to a vampire? By long distance."
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"How do you make a Gorilla laugh? Tell it an elephant joke!"
"My only real accomplishment in life is knowing all the words to Coolio's ""gangsta's paradise""."
"A man walks into a bar He got his penis out and was promptly arrested for public indecency."
"My wife said she for Lent she was giving up eating meat. I thought she did that after the wedding vows."
"I didn't have a condom last night, so I used a sock... She wouldn't stop complaining about cotton mouth."
"Going to a wedding today: Me: Do I look ok boys? 6: You look fine. 9: You look wow. Clearly I have work to do with the little one."
"How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek? Because it's whey strained."
"I cried when one day when my dad decided to chop onions for dinner... I miss onions, he was a good dog."
"Classical pun Why have they not found Mozart's body yet? Because he is Haydn."