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Joke of the Day
"Why did the horse run into the bar? He didn't jump high enough."
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"My father was never proud of me. One day he asked me, ""How old are you?"" I said, ""I'm five."" He said, ""When I was your age I was six."""
"Mental note, its inappropriate, according to the HR department, to put your hand on the back of a female coworkers head as she eats a banana"
"What does crossing the Niagara on a tightrope and being given a blowjob by a 90-year old have in common? You don't want to look down"
"What did the Orthopedist Comedian Magician say to his patient? ""For my next trick, i'll tickle your funny bone"""
"Some people just don't understand evolution. I was talking to an Australian the other day who actually thought *he* came from Darwin! All credit to Milton Jones for that one."
"I'm living on the edge. I haven't backed up in weeks"
"How do you kill a giraffe? Punch him in the throat."
"Chuck Norris wanted to make jokes great again So he bought a trumpet for every time we make an horrible pun."
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves Shot"