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Joke of the Day

"Falling from a Window by Eileen Dowt"

"Just got news that Jesus got sent to prison. Yeah they really nailed him."

"Initially I thought I would rather catch herpes than feelings. But then I realized herpes are forever."

"Why are so many computer scientists atheists? Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail."

"90% of her body A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."

"Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46? Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!"

"What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot? A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball."

"When is a door not a door? When it's a plank."

"Gyms are full of people that haven't found the right couch."

"I love my cat, and my cat loves me. The feline's mutual."