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"Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him..."
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"Whenever I feel like I'm a weirdo, I remember they put little panties on peaches in Japan & I don't feel so bad"
"I'm great at making pancakes and women uncomfortable."
"Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that I'm typing this with my middle finger."
"Why are black people tall? Because they knee grows.."
"American A man from Israel got his citizenship, I guess you could say he Israeli American now"
"So a crossfitter, an atheist, and a vegan all walk into a bar. How do I know? Because they told everyone in the place within 30 seconds."
"I used to have a great job as a lifeguard, until this blue kid got me fired."