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Joke of the Day

"The first Annie was a ginger top. Now we have a black Annie. What's next? A young feminist orphan Annie?"

"When's a dentist's favorite time? 40 hours"

"Waiting for a mannequin with a gut so I can really see how that shirt will look on me."

"Do you remember that creepy girl who stood behind you on a train 6 years ago and was smelling your hair? Hi!"

"There are 11 types of people in this world... those who know unary and those who don't have fingers. :)"

"How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb? None. They like it on the dark side."

"Last night... ...as I was lying in bed, I looked up at the beautiful night sky, the beautiful moon, and the beautiful stars. Then I wondered: where the fuck is my roof?"

"They say love is worth more than money. But I'm pretty sure my landlord is gona want more than a hug."

"What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common? Neither of them can be used as functional tables."

"I painted my iPhone black so it would run faster. Now I need to jailbreak it."