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Joke of the Day

"How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb? None. They like it on the dark side."

"What's the difference between a bear and the Bears football team? Nothing, they both shit in the woods."

"Did you hear about the overweight introvert who thought he had won the hot dog eating contest? Turns out he was just a bit shy."

"Get out of any speeding ticket by assuring the officer that you're already miserable and adequately beaten down by life."

"I hate it when people ask me where I'll be in five years. Come on folks, I'm not going to live that long."

"""Hi yes I'd like to attempt the Cheeseburger challenge"" ""Very good sir"" [ripped as hell cheeseburger runs out of the kitchen & bodyslams me]"

"I used to think an ocean of soda existed. Turns out it was just Fanta sea."

"What does a vegan zombie eat? Graaaaaaaaaaains"

"People were so scared of those vicious clowns a few months back, then they accidentally put one in office"

"What is the Kingsman policy on workplace relationships? (OC) Brogues before Hos"