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Joke of the Day
"How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb? None. They like it on the dark side."
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"How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend to his parents? Meat patty"
"Have you ever heard of the lost Indian tribe the Halarwi? they walk around the forest saying ""were the halarwi"""
"Anyone know where I can buy some camo pants? Can't find them anywhere."
"A Canadian walks into a cafe, and the barista asks, ""Would you like a latte?"" And the Canadian responds to him ""Nah, just a bit, eh."""
"I think all dads are in a secret competition to see who can sneeze the loudest."
"Optimism? Sure, it's worth a try. I don't see how acting like an eye doctor is gonna help, but whatever."
"An alien and a mexican walk into a bar... Ouch they said. It was an iron bar."
"Grey Goose and Red Bull, because two sets of wings is better than one."