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Joke of the Day

"What is worse than waking up with your dick in your mouth after sleeping with your gf? Waking up with her dick in your mouth"

"Did you hear about the haunted burlesque theater? Things went bump and grind in the night."

"Q: What's got four legs and no ears? A: Mike Tyson's dog."

"I don't want to brag, but when I take my clothes off... the shower gets turned on."

"What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog."

"My mum brought a stepladder home yesterday, but it's just not the same as my REAL ladder."

"What did one loaf of bread say to the other? Weirdo."

"Knock Knock Whos There The Who The Who Who? Who Are you Who Who"

"Attractive people, have the decency to leave news and comedy to the rest of us."

"What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced? about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck"