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Joke of the Day
"What is the most positive thing in a ghetto? HIV"
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"What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute? A Ronda Rousey fight."
"Welcome to the Alzheimer's information support page... ...please enter your 17 digit password."
"Fruit Blast Once a banana asked the apple,""why do everyone cut and eat you?"" The apple replied,""then why do everybody remove your clothes and eat you???!!!"""
"How do you stop your children from smoking? Slow down and use some lubricant."
"A new study shows body-image issues start as young as 3. How awful. That means 2-year-olds with gross bodies think they look okay."
"So this blonde, rabbi, and priest walk in to a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""what is this, some kind of joke?"""
"If your partner says ""if anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new,"" ""anything"" doesn't include getting stuck in a traffic jam"
"What gets wetter the more you dry? A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors?)"
"A skeleton walks into a bar.. Something something beer and mop.."