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Joke of the Day
"What is the most positive thing in a ghetto? HIV"
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"Knock Knock.... P2:Whos there? P1:A bonus P2:A bonus who? P1: A bonus something a dog likes to chew on"
"Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh."
"What you're feeling, Republicans, is the ghost of Ted Kennedy's nuts on your chin."
"Just saw a guy riding a skateboard, holding a surfboard. Dunno where he's going but I assume there's Mountain Dew there."
"Relationship status: I ran out of toilet paper a week ago. Update: I am now running out of paper towels."
"I don't let my kids go online. There's too many PDF files on there!"
"Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list? Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell."
"which place has more smoke in the air Mordor or The Shire."
"I once dated a meteorologist just so I could be with a woman who wasn't right all the time."