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Joke of the Day
"I'm suprised that there aren't more fat lesbians... All they ever talk about is eating out."
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"Me: so what are you wearing sexy? Collection agency: umm...we'll just call back tomorrow"
"Black Friday through the years: 2005: 5am 2010: 3am 2012: 12am 2013: Thursday 8pm 2014: Thursday 2020: 4th of July"
"I was inept with girls in high school. Once I tried to unhook a bra strap and accidentally made a macrame plant hanger."
"You know why some people wear socks with sandals?Cos they've never been punched in the head for it.If you see an offender,do the right thing"
"love is like a fart If you have to to force it, it's probably shit."
"And we're still calling it auto ""correct"" because...."
"Wow I'm hungry. I haven't eaten all year."
"JONATHAN EDWARDS: God abhors a sinner and holds him over the flames of hell like some loathsome insect LOATHSOME INSECT: Wow I'm right here"
"i know you kids love uber and airbnb, so today i want to tell you all about the real 'sharing economy.' that's right. communism"