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Joke of the Day
"What is the best way to hunt bear? With your clothes off"
Next Joke
"ME: snakes are mean TEACHER: right ME: but it's not their fault. They have 2 ends & no legs TEACHER: ok ME: so the ends justify the mean"
"Everyone had heard of the Ronald McDonald house for abused children..... Now they're opening the tempura house for lightly battered women."
"When a woman says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space & finish building my Death Star before we go."
"What's the difference between a JCB and a giraffe Ones got hydraulics the other has high-bollocks"
"Respectful Yo Mama Jokes"
"[marriage counseling] She thinks I'm stupid ""He covers himself in baby powder before we have sex"" HOW ELSE DO YOU MAKE A BABY, KAREN?"
"What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub? Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent."
"What kind of monkey can fly? A hot air baboon!"
"Gosh, hell must be really awkward. I mean there's Hitler, and all the Jews."