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Joke of the Day
"What kind of monkey can fly? A hot air baboon!"
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"I've read Plumbing for idiots' twice and I still haven't got a clue what I'm doing. I guess it's going to take another few reads before this sinks in."
"You wanna know the most HUMOROUS person I know? My Chiropractor, he really cracks me up"
"Dont I owe you a blow job Gimme another and Ill owe you two."
"I told you I'll be there in 5 minutes, stop calling me every half an hour!"
"My wife came home to me cheating on her. I don't know which surprised her more; the fact that I was fucking our daughter, or that the abortion clinic let me keep her."
"Geography puns So I was trying to look up some Geography puns, but I couldn't find any."
"A magic eraser, but for my bar tab."
"Q: How much does it cost to get married Dad? A: I don't know son I'm still paying for it."
"I bought a new black router today... I think I'm gonna name it Martin Router King"