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Joke of the Day
"The last time anything got banged on my bed, it was my little toe against the leg."
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"NEW YEAR'S LOGIC 1. The planet is passing through an arbitrary spot on its unceasing orbit around the sun. 2. Time to lay off chocolate."
"A new report has concluded that dog owners are more outgoing than cat owners. Hardly surprising. You have to take a dog for walks."
"How do you get three old ladies to say the ""F"" word? Yell ""BINGO!"""
"Why did the stoner put laxatives in the pot brownies? For shits and giggles"
"Things Women Over 30 Should Never Wear 1. exploding glove 2. ham sandwich 3. flaming fireplace 4. Dead bird helmet 6. shark eggs"
"What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert? Very tired feet."
"Why did the shell not go to the beach? Because he was self-CONCH-ious."
"Life Advice Always keep your words soft and sweet - In case you have to eat them later."
"Idiot college called, they want there mascot back."