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Joke of the Day
"Why did the stoner put laxatives in the pot brownies? For shits and giggles"
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"What is the best way to stop a politician? A really strong gust of wind."
"Why does Hillary Clinton want to have sex with Bill first thing in the morning? She wants to be the first lady."
"I started a revolution once. But I got dizzy, so i stopped!"
"After he loses, everyone who supported Trump should have to spend a year on an island where he gets to make all the decisions."
"Calm down check out guy, you don't have to inspect my $20 so hard, If I was talented enough to make my own, I wouldn't be in Quickie Mart.."
"My ex wives were all good housekeepers.. ..When they left, they kept the house."
"In Soviet Russia, Romans do as we do."
"There's so much sexism in this world. Just once I'd like to see a Maury show titled ""You are not the Mother""."
"Do you know how to disappoint a fellow Redditor? [deleted] Why would you fall for this again?"