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Joke of the Day

"If Donald Trump enacts a law saying baby strollers cannot be more than twice the width of the babies in them, I will vote for him in 2020."

"Her: Isn't she your girlfriend? Me: No, No, No, I broke up with her two days ago. She just hasn't checked her voice mail yet..."

"Why does an Ethiopian baby cry? He's having a midlife crisis."

"TRUMP: if elected i'll build a protective wall. I'll call it the great wall *advisor whispers in his ear* i'll call it the really great wall"

"Got caught again. Next time I'm stealin alcohol from the neighbor's, I gotta remember not to do it hummin the Mission Impossible theme song."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 left him a note saying ""You're next""."

"why are terrorists so popular at parties? Because They're the bomb"

"Heard The Wall Street Journal just dropped Facebook stock results to the Comics Section"

"If Hillary wins the election, the whole world be like.. [removed due to WWIII]"

"How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb? None. They just move out of the house."