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Joke of the Day
"Your sex life It doesn't exist"
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"You're fat. Fatty."
"What is the best definition of irony? irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Crewcut ! Crewcut who? Crewcut and I'm the only one left !"
"The concept of Santa is great because you can give your kids crappy gifts and they only have themselves to blame."