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Joke of the Day

"[opening can of Russian Pringles] once u pop u [inside can is a slightly smaller can] huh [inside that can is an even smaller can] wtf [in.."

"My HP printer died today It was like a Brother to me."

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do... And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down'."

"Does anyone know the address of the Admin who banned Doxxing? I'd like to give them a piece of my mind."

"Did you hear about the time Hitler and Stalin shared an apartment? It turns out that their landlord was the lessor to two evils."

"Don't try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because I feel that in my soul."

"I went to the store and asked for a one handed sailor... he said sorry, ""I'm a wholesaler."""

"What do you call a gay guy who blends in really well with his straight friends? homogeneous"

"when i end emails with best, talia it is not abbreviated well-wishes, but letting you know that i am the best talia."

"My dick was in the Guinness Book of Records! ...but then I got kicked out of the library."