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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak."
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"Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma? I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana"
"My Grandma's church was odd in that they worshipped paintings. Very weird. Every week they would stand up and sing ""How Great Thou Art"""
"People say I have poor grammar I guess I'm just unarticulate"
"""the pizza boy is here"" It's time, I thought, cocking my shotgun. I was sending this half pizza half man abomination straight back to hell"
"Why did the skeletons start dancing? Because they forgot the g in graveyard."
"I think the large hand on my watch is lagging. Sloppy seconds"
"I just drove in from a Transformers convention... ... and boy, are my arms tires!"
"I think my bank is trying to get me to become a gymnast. They keep sending me letters about my outstanding balance."
"Would I care for a free sample? Raise your own samples lady, should have thought about that before you made them."