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Joke of the Day
"*wears an ""Only God Can Judge Me"" t-shirt to court*"
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"LIES! STOP THE LIES! -My reply to my husband whenever he tells me he's gonna ""repair that""."
"The word ""fireplace"" really reveals the creativity of our ancestors."
"Q: What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? A: Guardians of the Galaxy."
"How do you feel about tapes and cds? Well you're gonna love it when I tape my dick to your forehead so you can see dees nuts on your face."
"Old people talk into cell phones like they hit the Caps Lock key on their voice."