80913

Joke of the Day

"That awesome moment when you comment and get more likes than a person who has tried to insult you in their status. Priceless."

"Damn boy are you a banker? Because I really just want you to leave me a loan."

"My anaconda don't want none unless you use proper grammar and avoid using double negatives."

"Cw: you have a call holding M: put it in my voicemail Cw: he has a sexy Australian accent M: hiiii this is Jennifer"

"How are relationships like algebra? You look at your X and try to find out Y"

"Why was the dolphin sad? He had no porpoise in life."

"A Game of Thrones Joke What do Theon Greyjoy and Justin Timberlake have in common? A dick in a box."

"Are you ready to be disappointed?"

"I'm busy hiding all of the tissues in my house... So when Santa comes tonight he will have to use his beard"

"Did you hear about that story about the kid, that brought in a clock to school? It has really blown up in the news."