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Joke of the Day
"Why was the dolphin sad? He had no porpoise in life."
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"Why did the male koala invite the female koala over to his bamboo. He wanted to have a treesome."
"I wanna kiss you on December 31st from 11:59 pm to 12:01 am, so I can have an amazing ending to 2012 & a beautiful beginning into 2013."
"If Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders are on a boat together, and it sinks, who survives? America"
"What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ? Crossfit."
"How do you stop your dog from humping your leg? You suck his dick. How can you tell your dogs gay? His dick tastes like shit."
"I just sold viagra to a guy who thinks it's adderal. He's going to have a very hard test tomorrow."
"I dropped my iPhone in water and now I'm unable to make phone calls. So basically it's the same as it was before."
"Overheated some milk in a lab experiment today... ...and asked the teacher if it would affect the result. Her response? ""To a degree."""
"What makes a hockey player laugh? (Warning: Cheesy) Slapstick Comedy!"