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Joke of the Day
"Are you ready to be disappointed?"
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"Whats the difference between a duck? One foots both the same!"
"What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usain Bolt can finish a race."
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"Iran is 3 billion dollars short of hiding a Nuclear program What can they do to get the money?"
"Proper diaper fitting If the baby's legs turn blue, it's too tight, if they turn brown, it's too loose."
"Whats a Floridian hookers favorite drink? Sunny-D"
"Did you hear about that boxer who adopted a child from Asia? It's Mike's Thai Son."
"In a dog eat dog world, the chocolate lab is the most delicious, yet poisonous of all breeds."
"Weird is a side effect of awesome."