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Joke of the Day
"How are relationships like algebra? You look at your X and try to find out Y"
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"A duck was found dead on the sidewalk today... The autopsy revealed he overdosed on quack."
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"What is a heroin addict's favorite website? Instagram."
"[in bed] ""No, I'm serious Amy. If this were a buddy cop movie would you try to avenge my murder even after the Chief took your gun & badge?"""
"My daddy always warned me about the 3 rings of marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."
"Yo Mama so fat she's gotta wake up in sections"
"How to get on the front page Not like this."
"The only thing a woman wants jumping out of a cake is another cake."
"When you're sitting on the toilet... The note scribbled on the wall reads: ""I sit here broken hearted... I came here to shit, but only farted."""