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Joke of the Day
"What do a virgin and a used Prius owner have in common? Neither of them have had sex"
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"where do you go when you're fly to death? the terminal"
"Twitter's ""suggestions for you"" should include the basics, too, like ""get more sleep"" and ""have you responded to that email from your mom?"""
"I took a Viagra the other day and it got stuck in my throat... I had a stiff neck all day."
"2 Rules to Be Successful 1) Don't tell everyone everything you know. 2)"
"Sleep with too many rich people and you can get Herpes"
"How do you make Polish sausage ? First you gotta find a retarded pig..."
"Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man? The Book of Job."
"Imagine Putting 5 worth of fuel in your car and your cars like ""well, since we're both being childish"" And refuses to open the door."
"I wanted to tell you a joke about selfishness. But I'll keep this one for myself."