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Joke of the Day

"Imagine Putting 5 worth of fuel in your car and your cars like ""well, since we're both being childish"" And refuses to open the door."

"I accidentally dropped my girlfriends epilepsy medication in the washing machine... ...now her clothes don't fit anymore"

"What do cows like to put on their hot dogs? moostard"

"""The only difference between heterosexual and homosexual sex is which hole you stick it in."" ~my mother after a few drinks"

"After filling up my gas tank this morning before work, I realized that I didn't want to eat for the"

"I stuck my foot in a honeycomb. I bee tripping."

"So my friends and I were having a debate over Mortal Komabt We concluded Sub-Zero is definitely cooler than Scorpion"

"What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving of a cliff? A shame. What do you call an empty seat? A damn shame."

"If you got a butcher who is 6'2, what does he weigh? Meat."

"What do you get when you put a tiny umbrella in a supercar? A Lambortini."