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Joke of the Day
"How do you make Polish sausage ? First you gotta find a retarded pig..."
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"Do you hate yourself? Do you wish someone would trip you down stairs? Do you enjoy lacerations & and surprise vomit piles? *hands you a cat*"
"Why are dentists usually always male? Because they like to be in other peoples mouths."
"There's only 3 types of people in the world. Those that can count, and those that can't."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? The C."
"What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court? Annette!"
"Maybe the baby wasn't on board. Maybe the baby was against the whole thing."
"Doctor! Is it normal to have one leg longer than the other two?"
"I am Poliachi Man laughs, roll on snare drum"
"FBI just revealed a new, extremely potent, form of Marijuana has just hit the streets. Reports say marijuana usage has reached an all time high."