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Joke of the Day
"where do you go when you're fly to death? the terminal"
Next Joke
"Mom! Mom! ""I want to play with grandpa"" ""Shut up I'm too tired to dig him up right now"""
"What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe? Clogs."
"The gal in front of me on this flight didn't enjoy me stroking her forehead after she reclined into my lap. Thought we were having a moment."
"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we shot the only one who had a dream."
"What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ? A dollar."
"Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake."
"Every single time I give my heart to a girl... She Brexit."
"TIFU by sending nudes to everyone in my address book. Costed me a fortune in stamps."
"If she's not ruining your life.....She's just not that into you."