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Joke of the Day
"What do you call semitic oompa-loompas? Orange Jews"
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"The number one cause of depression in people over 30 is hearing co-workers resentfully sing, ""Happy Birthday"" just to get cake."
"Yo momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease."
"A couple of cats and dogs were seen wearing crowns. I think they're reigning cats and dogs."
"Do you think Charlie Sheen admitted to being HIV positive on national television... because it was easier than making phone calls?"
"Hillary Clinton sucks! No she doesn't, because if she did Bill wouldn't have Monica."
"Happy Birthday question from grandpa Hey nephew are you trying to overtake me?"
"Doctor Doctor I keep dreaming of bats creepy-crawlies demons ghosts monsters vampires werewolves and yetis. Doctor: How interesting. Do you always dream in alphabetical order?"
"Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny."
"you know when a kid calls their stepmom by their first name? we should weaponize that"