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Joke of the Day

"Yo momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease."

"What Did the Upvote whore say to the Redditor? I'll suck yo dick for a Upvote"

"I work with some really great people. They're reliable, they're honest and they never cause any problems. I don't fit in at all."

"What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym? ...Mussolini"

"Your eyes are like the stars Not because their beautiful, but because their so far apart"

"How much do dirty deeds cost again? -Malcolm Young"

"bathroom is like the church's confession box..everyone is so full of shit when they enter.."

"If life give you melons... ... you might be dyslexic."

"A teacher keeps on talking. Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Student: A teacher!"

"What's the difference between a USB and the USA? One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard."