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Joke of the Day
"Hillary Clinton sucks! No she doesn't, because if she did Bill wouldn't have Monica."
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"Two mice chewing on a film roll One of them goes, ""I think the book was better"""
"The people who run Reddit are secretly cows, and I can prove it! [remoooved]"
"Colleague: Quick, the boss is on her way! Me: That's weird I swear that I didn't hear her broomstick!"
"How to dress like Lady Gaga: 1. Go to ikea. 2. Pick a object that doesn't belong on your head. 3. Put it on your head."
"Next time I see a dead deer on the side of the road I'm going to leave and come back dressed as Santa with a sign that says, ""Help, need ride!"""
"Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got six months"
"How do you make a blind man mad? Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers."
"Instructor: Welcome to our Summer with Kids Preparedness class. Our first lesson is how to apply sunscreen. Everyone grab an angry raccoon."
"What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common? They both fight against Tartars."