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Joke of the Day

"Hillary Clinton sucks! No she doesn't, because if she did Bill wouldn't have Monica."

"How do you tell if your girlfriend's ticklish? You give her a test tickle."

"Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman."

"Dance like the picture's not being tagged. Love like you've never been unfriended. Tweet like no one's following."

"*romantically climbs into your balcony to ask for your wifi password*"

"The most diverse software company in the world consists of 100% black lesbian single mothers missing a body part, with arts degrees"

"""Yes, he has a great voice but does he have a family member in the final stages of a terminal illness?"" - Reality singing competition shows"

"What do you call an Italian hooker? A pastatute!"

"I wanted to become a dictator... but I was only partially qualified."

"4 out of 5 dentists agree, that 5th dentist is an asshole."