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Joke of the Day

"Student: Teacher, can I ask you a question? Teacher: You just did."

"some dogs can find bodies that have been buried for years & mine can't even find a cracker that hit him in the face on the way to the floor"

"[Me chasing 12 greyhounds round a race track] YOU'LL GET TIRED EVENTUALLY. THEN I WILL PET YOU!"

"What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry it was a freak hic!"

"A blind man walks into a bar and a table...and a chair"

"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee you racist bastard!"

"Was tempted to commit suicide last night... So I bought a semi-automatic rifle and shot up a school. (p.s. for those asking, I did in fact drink their blood)"

"Who will take the second shot in this pool game? Find out after the break."

"Did you hear about the locomotive that always did what it was told? It was really well trained."

"Do you think all these parents who named their daughters after flowers really gave much thought to how much teenage boys like to pluck?"