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Joke of the Day
"What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry it was a freak hic!"
Next Joke
"Me: I'm too full to eat anymore. Food: Are you sure. Me: No."
"Read aloud and quickly: ""One smart feller, he felt smart"" Freudian slip?"
"Miley Cyrus's VMA preformance... Was so classless Karl Marx came in his grave"
"What does a sick billionaire say? ""I feel like a million bucks"""
"Why do moths fly with their legs spread? Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?"
"A little boy told his mom that he wants to be like Donald trump when he grows up Mom: Well pick one, you cant be both"
"Mexico Olympic Team Joke Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team? Their best swimmers are all in American waters."
"You like parachuting? That's messed up... you like the Paris Shooting!?"
"People who knock on my front door really need to give up these unrealistic expectations that I'm going to answer"