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Joke of the Day
"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee you racist bastard!"
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"What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks? A Roman Catholic."
"So, I understand Michael Jackson died from food poisoning... ...he choked on a 9-year old weiner."
"What do you call a female deer that's pickled? A dill doe"
"My wife asked me if I knew the difference between ignorance and apathy...... I told her I don't know, and I don't care."
"Why did Bruce Jenner become invisible? because he's a transparent."
"Watch it bro, your mouth's writing checks your body can't cash. Because you write really sloppy with the pen in your mouth. Seriously, wtf?"
"A pop star who summons ghosts, AKA... Seance"
"Birthdays are good for us... Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest."
"A large marine mammal was recently in Cardiff. It had a Wales of a time."