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Joke of the Day

"What's a KKK member's favorite car? A crossfire."

"Friends that are with you during your darkest times probably didn't pay their electric bill either."

"If Snow White can trick 7 men into supporting her, then I'm sure I can find at least one sucker to do that for me."

"Why are men like paper cups? They're disposable"

"Thanks to Twitter I can tell people I read."

"Did you hear the one about the gang that's throwing eggs at people and kicking their asses? No Yolks but that enough about the Beaters"

"I told my mom I wanted to become a stand up comedian. She laughed."

"Did you read the book ""Rusty Bedsprings"" by I. P. Nightly"

"Q: What is Iraq's national bird ? A: Duck"

"Karen, will you marry me? ""Ugh. No. Please take me home."" *20 minutes of awkward silence as hot air balloon slowly descends*"