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Joke of the Day
"Looks like we got about 4 inches of snow last night Or as my boyfriend calls it... 7."
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"Wanna hear an embarrassing story about the time I forgot something important? I forgot the punchline. Sorry, I haven't been this embarrassed since that one time."
"A man goes to a doctor for a check up. The doctor asks him if he has any sexually transmitted diseases. To which the man replied, ""Yes. I have two children."""
"People with a sense of humor are so much easier to talk to."
"My wife told me to stop my obsession of singing 'Wonderwall' I said maybe...."
"I dress like a murderer when I walk through the sketchy park outside my dorm so murderers will be like ""Oh she's cool she's one of us."""
"Me: ""I'm so lonely."" Microscopic organism: ""Wow, I'm right here."""
"what did yoda say to a golfer May the course be with you"
"Girl: I want bangs Me: I want a stylist to get my hair as close to antlers as possible. Make me look like a young prince of the wooded glen"
"Little Johnny (x-post /r/AntiJokes) The Mailman saw Little Johnny on the side of the street with an old coffee can. Mailman: What have you got in that can there? Johnny: dogshit Mailman: what the fuck"