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Joke of the Day
"Two fish are in a tank One says to another, ""I'll drive. You shoot."""
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"[Pilot intercom] Me: ""Hello, this is the co-pilot speaking. Not to cause alarm but the pilot has passed out and I lied a lot on my resume."""
"For Sale: 2kg of Mentha sachalinensis Mint."
"After decades of study, scientists finally decode whale song. ""Moo. Moo. Moooooooooo. Moo."""
"Why did the cowboy buy a Dachshund? Because he wanted to get-a-long-little-doggy"
"Marriage is for people who want their break ups to involve paperwork."
"The best trick the devil ever pulled was calling herself ""him""."
"What do 9 out of 10 people agree on? A gangbang"
"Did you hear that Fergie and R. Kelly are collaborating on a new album? They are calling their group the Black Guy Pees."
"I can't be the only woman who gets creeped out when she realizes her ovaries sniff out and sync up with other ovaries without her permission"