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Joke of the Day

"Spinach and Anal Sex What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have either as a child, you'll never enjoy them as an adult."

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"I remember when peer pressure was all about drugs and promiscuous sex. Now it's Fitbit and who has the best gluten free recipes."
"(NSFW) Guy walks into his house with a duck under his arm... He walks up to his wife and says, ""This is the pig I've been fucking!"" Wife: ""That's a duck."" Guy: ""I was talking to the duck!"""
"Sometimes I run across a room really fast so a spider sees me out of the corner of its eye and spends the evening worrying where I've gone."
"The best thing about going on a first date to the petting zoo is that if she doesn't put out there are still plenty of options."
"If you watch Jaws backwards, it's about a shark with gastritis that keeps throwing up people until they all have fun on the beach."
"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, blocking the tv and getting him shot on Call of Duty."
"I bet you are a Taurus... because you are a fat cow."
"Whenever I shake someone's hand as I meet them and they say ""The pleasure's all mine."" I quickly look to see where their other hand is."