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Joke of the Day

"I start conversations with my children by saying ""Listen to me,"" to ensure they stop paying attention from the beginning."

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"So what are you doing today?? ""So what are you doing today?"" - ""Nothing."" - ""What the heck, you were doing nothing the whole day yesterday!"" - ""That's right, and I'm not finished yet."""
"I'm throwing myself a circumcision party tomorrow, so anybody with a scalpel and a steady hand, stop on by. Jews welcome only with gift."
"""want to go grab some dinner?"" *lights cat on fire* sorry I can't my cats on fire"
"What did they priest say when he got censered? Holy smoke!"
"Roses are infrared Violets are infrared I'm hunting you for sport And soon you'll be dead -a valentine from the Predator"
"Can't believe I've just been banned from using Match.com. Apparently ""My dick"", is an inappropriate answer to the question What do you want most in a woman?""."
"The hardest thing about being a pedophile Is trying to fit in"
"As a Canadian I like to go clubbing; but if theres no seals around..."
"Are you looking arround ?"
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