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Joke of the Day

"I went to a karaoke bar last night. I went to a karaoke bar last night that didn't play any 70's music... at first I was afraid, oh I was petrified."

"What do you call someone who's only part Jew? Jewish"

"I was going to post my best Madeline McCann joke but my parents would kill me"

"My parents always said I was artistic. They were very modest, so they only ever whispered it to each other."

"What's the difference between sand and period blood? I can't gargle with sand."

"You teabag But Chuck Norris potato sacks"

"Got the dermatologist recommended detergent and dryer sheets and I'm pretty sure it would've been cheaper to just buy a whole new body."

"Two people commited a crime while having intercourse Its said to have been an inside job"

"How do you know when your wife is having an orgasm? when you come home from work and see my car in your driveway....."

"Asiana Airlines will be filing a lawsuit against KTVU for its inappropriate and racist names that were falsely broadcasted mid day Friday 7/12... ....said Asiana's attorney Wi Su Yu"