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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between sand and period blood? I can't gargle with sand."
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"Ugh, I just finished eating at a restuarant, and some patronizing waitress kept asking if I wanted another shaker! It was so insalting!"
"What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Pregnant Dad joke courtesy of my child"
"My girlfriend caught me masturbating to Michael Jackson. She asked what I was doing I told her to beat it."
"Quickly after robbing my bakery, a man got a severe headache Serves him right. It's not his grain, it's migraine"
"What's the difference between a male and female table? A male table is made with hard wood."
"I'm not Racist Because I'm not raciest because racism is a crime and crimes are for black people."
"A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''"
"There is no such thing as a fear of flying... But a fear of falling on the other hand...."
"What was the name of that south Korean who had a foot fetish? Suk Sum Toh"