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Joke of the Day

"Two people commited a crime while having intercourse Its said to have been an inside job"

"I just remembered the fuck outta The Alamo."

"Good things about drinking on the plane: 1. You don't have to drive. 2. No matter how much you drink, they can't throw you out."

"What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air? Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)"

"What is the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until the boy is 14 to come on his face"

"Masturbating in front of your partner in the hope that she'll join does not always work. And people on the bus stare at you."

"What food is given to ebola patients? Pizza because it can be slipped under the door."

"Sex is like Kebab. When it's good, it's really good... ...and when I'm drunk I'm willing to pay for it in a roadside turkish buffet."

"Why didn't the two introverts go camping? Because it's two fucking in tents."

"What is Homer Simpson's favorite rapper? A. Butter Finger"