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Joke of the Day
"What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree? Whoa did you hear that?"
Next Joke
"What's a 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period."
"What was the Rabbi's favorite frozen treat? Jew-lato"
"I don't trust this 'would you like cash back' bullshit. I'm trying to give you my money, but you're also trying to give me my money? Weird."
"When I die, I might have an open casket funeral. Remains to be seen."
"Jews rated their trip to Auschwitz. They all gave it one star."
"A blind guy walks into a bar... Then a table, a chair..."
"What would Martin Luther King Jr. have been if he was white? Alive"
"I think my neighbor is stalking me through her computer, because I've seen her google my name. I'm certain I saw it on my telescope last night."
"Where do all the funny people hang out at a party? In the punch line"