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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who's only part Jew? Jewish"
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"What do you call a pig in a steel foundry? A pig pig."
"I asked my Welsh friend how many partners he's had in his life... he started to count and he fell asleep."
"What do you call ranch dressing that has gone bad? Raunch"
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana? Tiger Woods had a better driver!"
"I tried to give my girl an Eskimo kiss... but she wasn't Inuit."
"Pete and Repete are in a boat and Pete falls out. Who's left?"
"Just because someone smiles a lot doesn't mean they're nice. Take alligators for example."
"What do you call a computer that is running slow? Restarted."
"How can you tell when a mechanic has had sex? When one of his fingers is clean."