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"I was going to post my best Madeline McCann joke but my parents would kill me"
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"My mom always told me to be nice to the neighbors So I told my best friend to suck his own dick"
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"The barista can't deal with the man's 'Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee' shirt. Her mouth opens, then closes. The line grows."
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