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Joke of the Day
"I was going to post my best Madeline McCann joke but my parents would kill me"
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"Worst dad jokes are emoticons Had a group message with family and my sister wanted to go get coffee. So my dad sent this *$ Enjoy"
"What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree? Camembert!"
"Comment your best recent THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID Jokes of recent life situations"
"The woman next to me on this rollercoaster won't stop screaming. Its like she's never seen a penis before."
"Dear parents with unattended children they will be given 4 red bulls and a kazoo"
"Stuck in traffic but luckily few people are beeping their horns so we'll be moving any second now."
"My grandpa told me this before he kicked the bucket. He said, ""Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"What do you call 2 medics? paramedics"
"*slowly pulls up in a car next to you when ur walking on the sidewalk* ""why did u favorite that instead of retweeting it?"""