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Joke of the Day

"How do you know when your wife is having an orgasm? when you come home from work and see my car in your driveway....."

"What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ? A good jumpurr !"

"White people can't say the N word, but we DO get to say things like, ""Thanks Dad"" and, "" Thanks for the warning, Officer."""

"The bigger issue about the Hobby Lobby decision is the fact that people working in a craft store are getting laid more than I am."

"A farmer just burst into tears because nobody likes eating his apples anymore... I told him to grow a pear."

"What side of a chicken has the most feathers? The outside."

"What do you call a Paraplegic runner? A Boston Marathon Victim."

"The ethernet is used to catch the etherbunny."

"My neighbor just died of an overdose. He forgot to take his homeopathic sleeping pills."

"When I die..... I want to go in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not terrified and screaming like everyone else in his car."