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Joke of the Day

"I swear I am not racist I have nothing against them, actually I think every white person should have one! I'm sorry"

"Wanna hear my favorite 4/20 joke? Heh... what?"

"How is Budweiser like Making Love in a Canoe? It's Fucking Close to Water."

"The wife told her husband ""look at your neighbour everyday he kisses his wife before going to work, why don't you do the same ?"", he says "" I would, but would she accept ?"""

"What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios? Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!"

"What's a camel? A horse made by committee."

"Grandma is doing her best to stay cool. She signed up for some hip surgery."

"""zombies aren't real zombies aren't real zombies aren't real zombies aren't real"" - me, walking my dog at night"

"Parents are worried about two things these days 1. What their sons download 2. What their daughters upload"

"I want to start a potato chip company called ""dick's."" Our motto would tell you to eat a bag of 'em."