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Joke of the Day
"Grandma is doing her best to stay cool. She signed up for some hip surgery."
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"What do you call a good looking Lebanese man? Azif"
"I know what a bird can do that you can't. Whistle through its pecker."
"What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States? Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble."
"The scene from The Exorcist where she's tied to the bed cursing like a sailor, but it's me when getting a Brazilian."
"Finally my winter fat is gone... Now I have spring rolls."
"""Rocky, come here, good boy. Sit down. Sit in the sofa...siiitttt!!!"" said Sean Connery."
"NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE Waiter: ahem *points to sign* Me: oh that's fine, I'm not ordering anything"
"So a seal walks into a club..."
"In 1975 Bill Gates was out on a date... ...and he asked his female companion what he should name his new company. She replied that he should name it after his penis."