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Joke of the Day
"What's a camel? A horse made by committee."
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"What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government? Formed a coustic d'etat"
"My New Job I told my wife I had a new job in a bowling alley. She said 'Ten pin?' I said 'No, it's permanent'"
"Wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you."
"Have you ever hit a man with glasses? No. A 2by4 works much better."
"Oh nothing, just standing next to my computer browsing the internet on my phone"
"I like my coffee like I like my girlfriend Not fucking my best friend STACY YOU WHORE!"
"""An apple a day takes Billion Dollars away"" ~ Samsung"
"Talking to women is a lot like origami. I don't know where to start and I always end up screaming."
"Recently during the heavy rains they have experienced in New England the mail carrier for one neighborhood commeneted on the ""pouring rain."" Well atleast the dew point is coming down!"