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Joke of the Day
"How is Budweiser like Making Love in a Canoe? It's Fucking Close to Water."
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"*loses beer *opens new beer *finds old beer *drinks 2 beers I win"
"What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-five year olds? There's twenty of them."
"Why was Avogadro executed? He was a mole"
"Why has there never been an Asian president? Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours"
"So a man is alone in a forest And if his wife isn't around to hear him. Is he still wrong?"
"Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US."
"You laugh at the burrito in my purse, until you get hungry."
"Hey girl, are you into fitness? Well how about fitness cock in your mouth?"
"dark humor What are your favorite dark humor jokes"